Short-Let Linen In Cheap Back On The Round

Not on the day, and nor can anyone else. Five hours is a deadline, not a turnaround window — which is why the clean set is delivered before the guest leaves.

• Three sets per bed — one on the bed, one with us, one on the shelf — means the clean set is already in the Cheap property before the guest has left. The changeover stops depending on us, or on a machine, or on the traffic.
• Collections and drops happen on the same visit, so there is no second trip and no window where a bed sits stripped waiting for a delivery.
• an 8.9-mile plant distance is what makes a same-day recovery possible if a run is disrupted — the fix is hours away, not days.
• The spare set is what protects the booking, not the supplier — which is why we size on beds before we quote.

Yes — Cheap sits on the EC2V round, 8.9 miles from our Wembley plant.

• Shared with Cordwainer, Bread Street and City of London, so a single flat here costs us a stop rather than a journey — which is why there is no minimum order.
• 7 days collections, in a window agreed when the account opens.
• Access around Mansion House is planned into the route rather than discovered on the day.
• an 8.9-mile round trip keeps the recovery window short, which is what a fixed-day service actually depends on.

Both, and most Cheap accounts use both. Hired bed linen where it turns hardest, owned duvets where the spec is yours.

• Owned stock stays yours. Nothing is bought back to make a contract look tidier.
• Hire covers replacement — greying, wear and loss are ours to carry rather than a cost you absorb every season. For short lets that is usually the larger number, because linen ages in front of paying guests.
• Hire also means consistency. Every set is the same specification, so a replacement does not arrive a shade off the rest of the flat.

That is the whole point of hiring rather than buying. A replacement arrives matching what is already in the Cheap flat, not a shade off it.

• Items are pulled at the check stage when they grey or fray, and replaced from stock before a guest sees them.
• Commercial pressing is the difference between linen that looks laundered and linen that looks slept in.
• Stains are re-treated before retirement, so a spill on a Saturday is not automatically a replacement cost on the Monday.

Three per bed is the working number for anything busier than occasional weekends, and it is what Cheap hosts most often get wrong when sizing an account themselves.

• Two sets fails on a back-to-back. The second set is still with us when the next guest arrives.
• A sofa bed counts as a bed — it turns as often as the others and is left off almost every list we are given.
• Towels turn faster than bed linen. They are the item that runs out first and the one nobody counts.
• Reviewed after a month of real occupancy in Cheap and adjusted at no charge. Seasonal swing is expected and the level should move with it.

Settled first, not discovered on the day. Access is the single biggest cause of a missed drop in Cheap, so it is agreed before anything is collected.

• The same driver runs the round, which is why a code given in week one still works in week thirty.
• Nothing is left on a doorstep. A failed drop becomes a phone call, not a bag in a communal hallway.
• Codes and key-safe details sit on the account, not in a driver's phone, and are changed on request.

Yes, and it is the common case. Most City of London accounts we open cover more than one address from the start.

• Each property keeps its own par level, sized on its own occupancy rather than a portfolio average.
• Consolidated billing with a per-property breakdown, so you see one number and can still tell which flat is consuming what.
• Adding a property later is a change to the drop list, not a new contract, a new supplier relationship or a new price.

No minimum order and no tie-in. Cheap is already on a round, so a single one-bed flat is a stop rather than a journey we have to justify.

• No volume threshold and no review clause that reopens it if bookings dip.
• Growing later is a par-level change, not a renegotiation — adding a second flat does not reopen the contract.
• No exit fee. If it is not working, you say so and we collect our stock.